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Stardate:        91114.11

Sol III Date:    05/07/2013/12:35

The missionary was hiking through the dark mysterious jungle when he heard a padding behind him and realized he was being followed by a lion.

Realizing that he could not escape he knelt down on his knees with his eyes closed, to pray. As nothing happened, he opened his eyes and there was the lion with his paws clasped, prying beside him.

Said the missionary to the lion: “Isn’t it wonderful to find someone of your faith in the middle of the jungle? It’s nice to see you praying.”

Said the lion: “Shut up, I’m trying to say Grace.”