Stardate: 91056.93
Sol III Date: 14/06/2013/23:50
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Jay Leno had video of a high school graduation ceremony that
was being held in a football stadium, a location that offers lots of room,
fresh air and plenty of seating.
The graduates entered through the endzone and marched out
to the stage at center field.
The young woman second in line was wearing high heels and
stepping onto the grass stumbled, staggered and fell; got up stumbled, staggered
and fell; got up stumbled, staggered and fell; got up stumbled, staggered and
fell; got up stumbled, staggered and fell; got up stumbled, staggered and fell.
The gap between the person leading the line onto the
grass of the football field, the young woman and the rest of the graduates in
line behind the young woman continued to grow as the young woman continued to
stumble, stagger, fall and get up; stumble, stagger, fall and get up; stumble, stagger,
fall and get up; stumble, stagger, fall and get up; stumble, stagger, fall and
get up; stumble, stagger, fall and get up; stumble, stagger, fall and get up; stumble,
stagger, fall and get up; stumble, stagger, fall and get up.........
The Question that occurred to me was:
How did she ever manage to graduate High School when she
lacked the cognitive ability to conclude after the second [third, fourth,
fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth......] that, for
her, high heels and the grassy surface of the playing field were non-compatible
and that she needed to remove her high heeled shoes?
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